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A depressed octopus is usually a female that is very happy and weird.
Katie: *Throws apple at a hobo* *Laughs*
Me: o.O You're such a depressed octopus!!
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Depression which only surfaces when you think about your finances (or lack thereof).
Kerri's been a bit miserable lately.
Yeah, she's having terrible money hassles, it's financial depression.
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When your classmates get triggered at you for not working and then getting an F on writing assignment.
This grade is giving me the Great Depression.
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girl: omgomg im so depressed i want to kill myself
dude: best cure for depression is sex so sex me ;)
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The Great Depression, also known as the great grandfather to the Corona Pandemic. It was the worst economic downtown that lasted from 1929-1939 making each and everything depressing to look at just like how hard the stocks market got massacred at the time.
The title granted The Greatest Depressed person in the world by the rest of the depressed people sharing the world with his great majesty.
Grandfather: Boy, let me tell you about the time the world went into the great depression
Boy: The future is now old man, welcome to the Corona pandemic, The Great Depression 2.0
Friend 1: Hey did you meet The Great Depression?
Friend 2: Yeah man, His depression was so great to the point where my struggles felt so insignificant. i feel so good about myself now
Friend 1: That man has shouldered the depression accumulated throughout your entire life . you are free now brother
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A hipster American white male who calls himself a creative but is actually self involved, self-absorbed, self serious. Most likely lives in Brooklyn, Astoria or East Village. Also have one intense hobby (such as bikes, craft beer, art haus film or photography)
He’s such a depressed David, all he wants to talk about is himself and his bike collection.
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byler is the most precious ship on this earth. They have history, shared trauma and “chemistry.” Having a “byler” depression means that you miss these precious babies.
“Hey I have the byler depression”
“I miss byler”
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