The moisture that can accumulate on the surface of the gooch, on a humid day
"Dude I total forgot my mustache gel in the car"
"Don't worry dude, whenever I run out I just take my fingers and sculpt my mustache with some gooch moisture"
A wild molesting of a person's gooch ( the area between the asshole and balls)
Why did you break my mom's vase? I'm going to gooch tax you for that!
Noun
The art of putting thy grabbing tool into someone's anus
Bro why did you mess me up on my homework! I should gooch tax you!
When a male on male penis docking goes wrong and both penis end up pointing upwards with the end result of their gooch's touching
Father and son at the beach
"Hey dad why are thoes two males standing so close in the water"
"They are probably just gooching"
A word that can be used interchangeably for either a positive or negative situation or effect.
For the past tense use: 'Gooched'
"I see 3 here; they've seen me oh sh*t! I'm getting gooched bad - help!"
"They are gooching as hard as Aphen gooched Connors mum last night!"
"Sweet christmas! Rose gooched the heck out of them!"