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Saint lukes, or what is more commonly referred to as “saint pukes”, is a wanky, pretentious, religiously dogmatic private institution on Sydney’s northern beaches. The austere nature of the homophobic, conservative and racist teachers perfectly aligns with the repulsive personalities of the uptight students who attend; who’s inability to the shut the absolute fuck up about how good they are, leaves them friendless beyond the bounds of this institution (prison). Despite being financially aided by the government, like every other unfairly funded private establishment, the school still somehow manages to bare resemblance to Satan’s fiery rectum. The ineffectual swine that decided on its location, quite obviously managed to wag every Geography lesson on topography, as this hideous shithole sits on Mount Everest. In the earlier decades of its creation, the NSW police were forced to build a station on a nearby street due to the sheer number of students that reported being molested by the countless nuns that guard the campus. Rumour has it, if you sniff hard enough you can smell the lingering aroma of jan robinsons perfume, however caution is required, as PTSD attacks have been triggered by this in the past.
Person 1: who’s that insufferable wanker over there with the obnoxious personality reading the bible??
Person 2: yeah that’s a saint lukes student
A lowkey way to ask someone if they smoke where the people who smoke, get it. and those who dont are just confused
Example 1:
Kid 1: Do you pray to Saint Mary Nicholas ?
Kid 2: Yeahhh, wanna hit my pen?
Example 2:
Kid 1: Do you pray to Saint Mary Nicholas
Kid 3: Huh? Who?
Every 25th April is day all about a gay kid called Josh Lacey where you be nice to him.
ITS SAINT LACEY DAY TODAY
that school full of kids still pissed that they didn't get into either Don Bosco and Bergen Catholic
Abby: Ew look at that peters kid (Saint Peter's Prep)
Camilla: If they ain't at Bergen or Bosco they're no good
A catholic school located in the center of Duluth. Is often referred to as the good times capital of Duluth. Also know for its large amounts of fine, innocent and pure catholic girls. Its a "If you don't play a sport here go home" type of school.
#analloophole
Yo, I heard you go to Saint Scholastica. I bet you get a lot of poon there.
The Patron Saint of alls who enjoy life and live without judgment. a all accepting man.
thank saint Preston this weed is good
A man that has balls of steel and is one of the best characters in destiny 2, he is one mega-chad person and yes he is gay for osires that isnt that cool.
Mithrax:"WE ARE OVERUN! Please we cannot hold them off for much longer!
Saint-14:"DO NOT WORRY MITHRAX, IM ON MY WAY!"
Mithrax:"No! you must protect your people!"
Saint-14:"YOU ARE MY PEOPLE!"