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From military lexicon that combines the words "outstanding" and "fuck" together to mean just the opposite of the word "outstanding" Usually describes a person(s) or situation(s) that are totally and completely fucked up beyond all recgonition. Also used in texting shorthand.
Trooper 1: "Lt. BooBoo just got his whole squad captured during the exercise, but he escaped". Trooper 2: "(OTFS) Out the fuck standing"! Trooper 1: "What a joke, let's go smoke a bowl". Trooper 2: "Cool".
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The announcement always said on the NYC Subway trains when the doors are about to close, and the train is about to leave.
Originally recorded by Charlie Pellett and is on all new technology trains
(older trains have live crappy announcements from the conductors)
Announcer: Stand Clear of the Closing Doors Please!
Train: closes doors, and leaves
When a father and son have a threesome with the neighbors ex wife while making eye contact at the moment of ejaculation.
My dad and I had always fancied the neighbors wife but I didn’t think we would ever have a stand up sportsman’s double.
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So its the same type of stand as star platinum is a jojoke that Jotaro says when DIO unleashes Za Warudo
"Behold My Stand, Aerosmith!"
"So Its the Same type of Stand As Star Platinum."
An anime cartoon at airs on Adult Swim Monday through Wednesday at 1:30 AM, and then again at 4:30 AM. Know as a cyberpunk classic, the series is about the time between the two movies "Ghost in the Shell" and "Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence" in which a cyber crime fighting unit known as Section 9 fights cyber warfare and keeps things in check from a cyber hacker known as the "Laughing Man."
I stayed up until 1:30 AM to watch Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex.
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Nick cut his teeth at the midnight show in Greenwich Village. Since then Nick has performed at the HBO Comedy Festivals in both Aspen and Las Vegas, as well as the Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal. His TV appearances include The Late Show with David Letterman, The Late, Late Show with Craig Kilborn and Comedy Central’s Premium Blend.
Nick Griffin Stand Up Comedy
as seen on TV youtube and Live
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The last thing you'll ever read before selling your soul to Andrew Hussie.
"I remember all of the first page to Homestuck!"
"Oh man, don't start again...."
"A young man stands in his room-"
"OMFG"