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Someone who exceeds the qualifications for a normal tool(see tool for tool qualifications); a person who is called a tool by OTHER tools.
"That blond hair guy is such a tool, i mean, just look at him trying to act cool with his junk car."
Guy1: "Dude, that guy is such a tool"
Guy2: (whispers to guy3 next to him) "Did that tool just call that other guy a tool??"
Guy3: (whispers back) "That other guy is obviously a super tool then"
Worse than the traditional "tool", this waste of oxygen actually holds the tool in it's safe place, making it easily and readily accessible for use as a meaningless piece of shit.
A faker, impostor, or other wise ingenue person whom shits fallacies in attempts to score pussy.
Look at that fucking guy , acting like he has the biggest dick in the room to impress the ladies. What a tool apron.
Someone who is much worse than a tool, toolbag, or toolshed.They are a annoying asshole who makes people often lose respect for them and doesnt even realize it.
Jeez, pat is such a tool garage i wanna punch him in the face!
A beefy tool. He will have a greasy beard and moustache that curls around his lips. He will choose Pilsner over water anyday.
Man, that guy is a serious Tool Beef.
An underused, orangish object that fails under the slightest pressure.
We have a rusted tool for a president.
A road warrior with a blunt or sharp weapon(s)
SHIT! my mans drah for the tool! he a gully tool merchant blood!
Long makeshift knife/machete, usually made from a pre-existing kitchen knife base or made entirely from scratch which is illegal to own in Britain
please note: this is not meant to discriminate against the British
'ay ay shit this guy got a london tool on him'