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a show about 3 hookers and their mom
did u watch sex and the city last night
no i dnt watch porn with a plot
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A magical place you go when smoking a cigarette (aka doke)
When one lights up a cigarette, no matter where they are or who they are with, they have entered into the wondrous realm of Doke City. Only the visitors who have also entered into Doke City can be communicated with, unless you prelude your answer with the obligatory, "What??? You are so far away all the way outside of the boarders of doke city!! I can barely hear you outsiders!!"
A visit to Doke City only lasts as long as the visitor is holding their lit cigarette. When the cigarette is dropped or done, unfortunately, you have crossed the boarder from Doke City into wherever you were before.
Sometimes, there are designated Doke City entrances, like smoking sections.
A heavy smoker may sometimes be referred to as a resident of Doke City, as opposed to a visitor.
"Guys, I'm gonna go to Doke City, who feels like making a trip?"
"WE DOO!!!!! LETS GO!"
(lights cigarettes)
Nonsmoker:"I'm so bored why do you guys smoke all the time? You know every cigarette takes 12 minutes off your lifespan and personally I think smokers are so unattractive, also I am really lame"
Doke City visitors: "WHAT?! I CAN BARELY MAKE OUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING YOU ARE SO FAR AWAY IN SHITHEAD TOWN. I'M GLAD WE ARE ALL THE WAY IN DOKE CITY OR ELSE YOU MIGHT BE COMPLAINING ABOUT OUR SECONDHAND SMOKE, BECAUSE SINCE YOU'RE ALWAYS WITH US YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE A SMOKER YOURSELF!!"
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FULL OF CONSPIRACIES AND SECRETS!!! They hide them very well...
I tried to unlock the mysteries of Vatican City only to be harassed by Swiss mercenaries.
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What feminist girls watch religiously, secretly wishing someday their life will turn out like the characters on the show. The show portrays independent women who take charge. Despite the show being grossly innacurate, it makes women really snobby and difficult for their unfortunate boyfriends.
I am a strong woman, I am independent. Like those girls on sex and the city.
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Nick name for Newark New Jersey, derived from the large amount of crack bricks that can be purchased. The hardest, most ghetto city in America, possibly the world. If you think your city is ghetto, come here and prepare to be blown away.
An average of 4 people are murdered every day in the brick city.
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A small town in Southwest Missouri that resides in an area known as a the 4 States. This entire town looks like a over grown retirement community that is held up by the Cardinal Scales factory. Every child that grows up in Webb City will eventually leave and vow to never return. (which only happens if the child didn't play football)
Webb City Missouri white trash
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A band that has one person in it; Adam Young.
He is pure genius.
Sometimes Breanne Duren lends her voice to his music.
I believe that he should be mainstream instead of people like Lil' Wayne and Hannah Montana who have no talent whatsoever.
Although that might ruin him. D:
"I'll be out of my mind and you'll be out of ideas pretty soon" - Hot Air Balloon by Owl City"Cheer up and dry your damp eyes and tell me when it rains, and I'll blend up that rainbow above you and shoot it through your veins , cuz your heart has a lack of color and we should've known, that we'd grow up sooner or later, cuz we wasted all our free time alone" - Rainbow Veins by Owl City"There's a citrus constellation in the galaxy, scratched on the back of both my eye lids that I've been dying to see" - Strawberry Avalanche by Owl City"I was the youngest son of a congressman and everything was my fault, she was a gymnast, happily swinging on the uneven bars, tucked in a somersault" - Super Honeymoon by Owl City"If you cut me I suppose I would bleed, the colors of the evening stars, you can go anywhere you wish cause I'll be there, wherever you are." - The Technicolor Phase by Owl City"I guess I’ll never know, why sparrows love the snow, we’ll turn off all of the lights and set this ballroom aglow, (so tell me darling do you wish we'd fall in love?), (all the time)" - The Saltwater Room by Owl City"If I look back when I begin to leave, will they remember me?" - Early Birdie by Owl City
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