Tallahassee Water-Slide

First, you will need to find two lesbians that are willing to be filmed while in the act. Next, tell the girls that it is ok for them to get started without you while you "get your camera set up." Leave the room, get naked and come back with the camera. While one girl is eating the other out, shit on the girl's chest who is receiving. Quickly turn around and piss on the same girl's chest. Your river of urine will carry your shit directly into the mouth of the unsuspecting rug muncher.

I'm goin to the gay bar, gotta get some dikes to set up a Tallahassee Water-Slide.

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cincinnati slip and slide

when a slip and slide is erected and men along the side coat the slide with their fluids. a female (preferably hot) then proceeds to slide down the slide.

Shit man, you shoulda been at that party! we set up a Cincinnati slip and slide. it was sick!

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Kermit Sewer Slide

Okay, since you (no one) asked:
Ms Piggy snarfs a dozen bean burritos earlier in the day. She lays down a track from one end of the hallway to the other where she, on her haunches, “presents” for her amphibious friend. Kermit, with a running start, dives into the aforementioned “track” and “slip ‘n slides” head first down the hallway until his nose is buried deep inside of Piggy’s brown eye.

It can be fun, but clean up after a Kermit Sewer Slide session can be brutal… and toxic.

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Slide N' Shove

When you vigorously shove your GIANT schlong back and fourth a Womens throat repeatedly until they throw up.

I just threw her in a Slide N' Shove.

Bloody bud slide

The act of your boss/supervisor paying for you to pleasure yourself with the use of a prostitute on her period.

Hey bud, meet me at the moon winks hotel, I got you a "bloody bud slide".

chop chop slide

Best song ever

Alright put you hatches out chop chop chop swing swing swing. what tiktok song is that .oh it’s chop chop slide

6th gear slide

In a manual transmission car; when shifting from 5th gear to 6th gear and continuing to move your arm on to your passengers' leg.

(same as 5th gear slide but for cars with 6 gears)

I was driving on the freeway with Rob in my car. I had just upshifted from 5th gear to 6th gear. My hand was so close to his thigh, I just went for it in one subtle motion. I totally pulled a 6th gear slide.