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The most horrible experience ever. Waking up after being extremely inebriated next to a hideous person, who in your intoxicated state, you thought was attractive.
Shit, I got blacked out drunk last night and woke up nest to hollis!
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wife to husband "Why are you wearing your snuggly uglies when I bought you those sexy satin boxers?"
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Ejaculating onto a hand puppet that was used to manually stimulate the person ejaculating.
I saw Dave give Caleb an ugly puppet! Poor Kermit was a mess after wards....
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A booty that is ugly, lumpy, or disfucntionate.
She has an ugly booty.
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When your intent is not clear. Situation is not planned out or sounds like other intentions are in mind.
When someone is doing something with other intentions and they don't line up to what is known.
When someone is dating someone and they are lieing about where they are going and you now there man or girl is going to see someone else
Person 1- Hey honey my friends want me to go some where last minute.
Person 2- Don't lie i read your text messages i know you were planning this since saturday.
Person 1- what i can't have friends
Person 2- yes you can but what you keep doing is lookin ugly your shit don't line up.
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Tonight, my roomate and her boyfriend did the ugly jig. I had to listen to them through the wall for an entire four minutes, ugh.
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A disease in which you are ugly
Hi I’m k and I suffer from ugly syndrome which causes me to be single and hate my self:)
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