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An absolute specimen who lives and breathes regurgitating corporate jargon and spamming people with ‘inspirational’ LinkedIn posts.
The average white collar wanker works in recruitment or insurance. He sports a shirt two sizes too small to show off his ‘gains’, drives a shitty BMW and if he has a degree it’s a 2:2 in business from De Montfort University. He thinks going to the gym, calling people ‘mate’ and snorting coke on the reg are a substitute for a personality.
Thinks wearing a suit and being condescending while saying nothing can make up for his l incompetence.
I went for an interview the other week and honestly the guy interviewing me was such a white collar wanker.
People on facebook sale sites who ask you to save something for them that you are selling, arrange a time to come and collect it, then when the time comes they don't show up then avoid and ignore further contact with you.
That person that was meant to be coming around today that didn't show or contact was a complete sale site wanker
Individuals commonly derived from British millennial lad culture who profusely strive to be considered ‘alternative indie’ without being stylistically artistic and diverse. These ‘edgy’ people are obsessed with the 90s, yet ironically were born from 1998 onwards.
They predominantly listen to 90s alternative and garage music, eg. The Stone Roses, The Smiths, Oasis, The Streets. They also actively listen to acid house and are interested in the 90s drug culture. They often express that they don’t like modern alternative and ‘old music is better’. They most prevalently dress like Liam Gallagher and one would often catch them wearing band tops from gigs they’ve attended.
Mostly male, but a few who come from the female equivalent of lad culture (wears heavy makeup, went to Malaga on holiday with their friends).
90s wankers have a bland, hedonistic perspective of life, and consider it ‘cool’ to be emotionally depressed or unfulfilled.
Their favourite city is Manchester- the source of most ‘good’ alternative music and culture.
Recent artists they appreciate: Declan Mckenna, The Magic Gang, Black Honey, Sundara Karma. They tend to dislike hazy, atmospheric pop music as it’s too positive and calm; ‘sad music is the best music.’
They tend to get irrationally offended if you remotely disagree with their music taste as they’re ignorant and don’t understand the subjective nature of music.
There was an abundance of 90’s wankers at the Liam Gallagher gig in Manchester.
On 3 March you get to slap a wanker this is someone who you ethier hate or you think is an absolute idiot
You basicly get a free pass to slap everyone you see
Person 1 : hey *slap*
Person 2 : what was that for
Person 1 : is slap a wanker day
Those fuckers at Urban Dictionary are Absolute fuckwit wankers
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Just like a normal wanker, only he is finished a hell of a lot faster.
"oh boy, what a one hit wanker- one hit and he's done"
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it means to jack off, pull your hose, milk uor cow, masturbate you get what i am talking about right? inveted by a fag named tyler
tyler keeps yanking his wanker
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