War with guns that shoot small foam penises. A fun and hilarious way to keep one's virginity.
BF-I got hit with 30 penises last night.
GF-EWW YOUR GAY GO AWAY!!!
BF-wait they're ner... Damn it she's gone. It was just a nerf war...
Oww why did you shoot me in the penis with a penis. That nerf war was intense
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A fight consisting of thrusts or jabs to the side commonly used by teenagers.
"Yo, that shank war in math class yesterday was tyte!"
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when a guy runs up to another guy on the streets and yells JIZZ WAR and jizzes on another guy
Mat: JIZZ WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Josh: Finally!!!!!
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A spouse of a soldier that breaks their marriage vows by allowing another man/woman to keep their side of the bed warm until they return.
She's been running around and sleeping with another man while her husband's fighting overseas...she's such a war -whore.
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When your 12-year-old sister says they copied that song from TikTok.
Candice: Hey! They copied that song from TikTok!
Tony *loading shotgun*: You, my friend, have just committed several war crimes.
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The partaking or observing a heated cyber argument on someone's facebook wall. Usually results in one of the parties involved getting their ass beat at a party by the other people involved.
Katelynne shouldnt have started shit over facebook, thats why she got her ass beat by Krista. Thats a FaceBook War.
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When you take a girls underwear drawer and throw all her panties around the room, thus looking like a war has taken place.
That fucking cock had panty wars in my room my underwear is all over the damn place.
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