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The discarded portion from a tampon aka applicator
While picking up trash at the beach billy bob found what he described as beach whistles
To mess with someone in a playful way.
Luke: You bathe in your shorts
Heather: Why would you say that????
Luke: I was just fiddling your whistle calm down!
A wife that you dipped in but whistled as you left so as not to draw attention
I'm sure glad I got away from that dip as I whistled I miss the dog . A real dip whistle
Def: To exude information that is patently false, misleading, and completely fabricated much in the same manner a Steam Whistle releases steam.
Noun: To be a constant and unabashed source of false information. “That news network is a nothing but a Shit Whistle.”
Verb: To partake in the act of spreading clearly false information under the banner of truth. ex: “There he goes, shit whistling as usual”
Adj: To be associated with the spread of information that is clear fantasy. ex: “What a shit whistling moron that guy is.”
That guy said the sky is made of marshmallows, what a Shit Whistle!
When your butthole lips the back of the toilet seat like the mouth piece of a flute and ye ol sphincter plays a shitty form of whistling Dixie as you let one rip.
So I went to the toilet ‘cause I had to take a dump. Now I sat as far back on the seat as possible cause I hate it when my dick kisses the inside of the bowl, and and I proceeded to let loose. Now unbeknown to to me the better part of what was going to come out was a fart, and I guess I was just a little too far back on the seat. What came out was an ear piercing whistle shit. I achieved a Shit Whistle. My mind is blown.