When a male is jacking off while taking a dump.
Dude, my wife caught me noodle duecing tonight!
A female/male person who you talk to only for the sake of noods without any desire for personal contact
Ian wants to get these nudes from Clarice but thinks her face is ugly, so he refers to her as a noodle ho.
When a male pulls of his pants and smacks his ding dong (dick) in hopes to impress the girl or guy of his dreams.
Omg! Did Jequeese just wack a noodle!
When someone mixes: LSD, Shrooms, 2CB, MDMA, Ketamine, Weed, Mescaline, Nitrous & DMT.
Your Nan: Ay yo, i think Im gonna noodle flip tonight
Your Dad: Fuck me you’re gonna get slapped back into your dogs spaghetti.
Wow what an impressive goo noodle
Lob your goo noodle in me
Inflate your goo noodle to satisfy my... appetite
Being killed in an excessive gory manner on the street, so much though that the gore looks like noodles.
Staring at a homie who git got by the drive by.
"Damn this nigga got turned Into street noodles."
A euphemism for the cuss word "Fuck". It provides the harshness in the tone of voice, yet the innocence of it's text, A very good replacement for a swear word, making the world a much kinder place!
Person 1: "GAH! BUNNY NOODLES, BUNNY NOODLES, BUNNY NOODLES! I LEFT MY HOMEWORK AT HOME TODAY!"
Person 2: Calm down, I'm sure he won't give a bunny noodle if you hand it in tomorrow.