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"tre pound on my hip teflon on my chest" the game how we do
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a ritual usually performed in college where after announcing there intentions to "join the 1000 pound club" a guy would attempt to have sex with over 1000 pounds of women between Friday night and Monday morning
Bob says hes goign for the 1000 pound club this weekend . he'll never make it .
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The big, dominant factor regarding some topic.
“I can’t think of anybody who had more impact than Dr. Dobson,” on rousing evangelicals to the polls, Richard Viguerie, a GOP direct-mail guru, recently told U.S. News & World Report. “He was the 800-pound gorilla.”
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1. When one needs to defecate, and it feels as if it will be some kind of a record. Weight loss occurs by way of the shit being transferred from the large intestine to the toilet, resulting in a significant loss of weight. May be calculated with more accuracy by replacing said toilet with a produce scale.
"Man, I'm going to the bathroom to lose a few pounds. It might be some kind of a record!"
"Ummm yeah, I just lost about 7 pounds in that bathroom, so I'm warning you: You might need to wear a chemical mask."
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(V.) it is when a man dips his sack into a woman's mouth repetively. Causing the woman to choke, gag or sometimes, maybe even cause death.
If lucy was a sleep right now woooo weeee would i give her a Pounding Potato Sack .
Tom: mike was getting a shower so i grabbed his girlfriend cindy and gave her a fucking Pounding Potato Sack!
Jon: NUT UH GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE?!
Tom: yeah no lie.
Jon: Well where is she at now?
Tom: The bottom of an ocean.
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When a rich guy sits on the toilet, he's in a rush so he doesn't pull his trousers down all the way. As he is rich he has one million pounds in his pocket. He the million pound drops out of his pocket into the crapper.
Based on the Channel 4 progam, Million Pound Drop Live.
For fuck sake. I've only gone and done the Million Pound Drop, Jeeves!
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A slang term for lesbian sex
I better those two were having a British pound of mound last night
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