"Nah, I'd win" is a meme that originated from Jujutsu Kaisen, with the line spoken by Satoru Gojo, or Gojo Sensei.
Would you lose?
Gojo sensei: "Nah, I'd win."
The best thing to say when you're in a situation where nobody believes you'd win but you believe you would.
Also said by my beautiful and glorious blue eyed king gojo.
Person 1: Bro are you sure? He's literally built like prime Mike Tyson and literally as fast as a fighter jet.
Person 2: Nah, I'd win.
What you say when someone asks you if you'd lose in a fight against another person, even if you will absolutely fucking die.
"If he regained all his power, he could give me trouble."
"But would you lose?"
"Nah, I'd win."
Win-Gasm : pronounced like orgasm except with win on the front.
When something is so Win (great/amazing/fantastic) that you have a win-gasm over it.
can also be used as a plural : Win-Gasmic
Have you seen the new invisible iPod, its Win-Gasmic
I saw the new invisible iPod in the window and had an immediate Win-Gasm
"grunkle stunkle wins the funkle bunkle" is a clip from a 2017 (reuploaded in 2020) youtube poop edit of the show gravity falls. the video itself is called "YTP: GRABBIN' ME BALLZ! (or, Mabel staples her butt to a tree)", while the actual clip is from a story grunkle stan tells to mabel, dipper and soos entitled "grunkle stan wins the football bowl", from the episode "bottomless pit".
on september 28, 2024, this clip was reuploaded to twitter by user @grunklestunkle, where it got the attention of gravity falls's creator, alex hirsch, who commented "this reminds me of that time when Grunkle Stunkle won the Funkle Bunkle."
i sure hope grunkle stunkle wins the funkle bunkle today!
Someone of lesser talent that joins teams to increase the likelihood of winning.
Nah don't invite that Graham guy, he's just trying to get free wins, he's such a Win Mooch
Involves periods of elevated or irritable moods, alternating with periods of depression. 99.99% of the world's population calls this bi-polar disorder. The other 0.01% (aka- Charlie Sheen) call this "bi-winning".
Reporter: Are you bi-polar?
Charlie Sheen: ... I'm Bi-winning.