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When you exchange a meal from Red Lobster for a blow job, that's only given after the meal, so the recipient gets the extra pleasure of Cheddar Bay Biscuit texture.
"It was my anniversary so I took Hattie to Red Lobster. She gave me a toothless Cheddar Bay BJ."
A turtle bay boy is a Justin Beiber/ talk dark and Hanson type boy, will wear jeans and a nice shirt out or a fleece top and probably enjoys playing golf and will always send emojis in a message like a year 8.
Radiates major fuck boy vibes though but gets away with it by having a cute smile
“He’s so cute I wanna get his number”
“Careful with him...proper turtle bay boy vibes”
a school somewhere in Auckland full with weed and other drug
hey look its bong bay college
When one friend lives in Oakland and the other in San Francisco and neither wants to cross the Bay, so each proposes a plan to hang out trying to convince the other to make the trek.
Person 1 "come hang out in Oakland, it's super interesting"
Person 2 "why don't we go to North Beach in the city instead"
Person 1 "we always hang out in SF, let's do Oakland tonight"
Person 2 "is there a Warriors game?"
Person 1 "no"
Person 2 "then we're hanging out in the city"
Cross Bay Chicken
One of the shortest people on mankind...some may say the real definition of his name links to the rare disease of being mental , physically and emotionally autistic ... the word comes from the Latin language “ayoubbb”
Oh my god I found a ayoub ayoub bay
It’s giving ayoub ayoub bay vibes
No way you are an ayoub?
When movies Have explosions for random reasons and timings
Character eats a cake
*EXPLOSIONS, NUKES, DESTRUCTION,WORLD WAR 3
Character: What!?!?!.......WHY
Michael Bay: IT'S THE MICHAEL BAY EFFECT MOTHA FOCKA
A real funny guy that loves his friends and can be a little butt sometimes but he will always find a way to make it up. He also has a friend that care so much about him and treat him real well even if he does something that she doesn't like☺️
" Ja-ko-bay was real fun at the movies last night "