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When you pee in the urinal with ice and it makes a deep, circular hole.
I went toilet mining today and sent a picture to all my friends to show them how deep I got
Hanako kun is a toilet ghost who lives on the third floor girls bathroom in the third stall
Someone that comes into your office from another company purely just to pee everywhere and show sass when we don't let her in.
Oh no we've got to let toilet duck in again
That one item that was abused shortly after the first wave of Covid
Person: I'm out of toilet paper! How will I wipe my ass?!
Person 2: Good luck, all of the supermarkets are closed due to the pandemic.
A mythical thing it does not exist see also coronaphobia.
Karen: I have a cart full of toilet paper
a paper you use to wipe your shit, and bouncing droplets of toilet water.
American in Japan: where's a toilet paper?
"A random Japanese stranger"
: we use bidet instead.
American: we have to make America smart again!
Also a holy grail for covidiots at this time. Covidiots somehow think that toilet paper is going to save them from some desease that is pretty much the cold except u cough more. And now because of them, I have to cut my paper towel in halt and give myself crack burns. Great.
Person 1: Why do you have 64 cases of toilet paper???
Covidiot: idk I don't feel safe without it I guess
Person 1: Ur messed up in the head bro