Random
Source Code
Random
A version of the "monster under your bed," which is feared by people who are afraid of the dark. It is believed that if you leave one of your legs out of the blanket while you're sleeping so it doesn't get too hot for you, this mysterious being will grab the exposed leg and take you into his evil lair.
It may also just be your cat. But what if you don't own a cat?
"I'm hot."
"Just pull the blanket up."
"I can't. The blanket leg demon will steal me away."
"*Sigh* Will you ever let that go?"
(Verb) Quiet Sex when in a shared living space such as a dorm, barracks, apartment or flat
My parents had gone to sleep at around 8 so I invited my girl over so we could blanket ninja
The violent thoughts and feelings you get when a Parent pulls the covers off of you in the morning hoping to wake you up. Most commonly used by Mothers on school days.
Billy - Dude my Mom gave me the worst case of Blanket Rage today. I almost got up and head butted her in the fucking teeth.
John - Bro! My older brother is in Prison for murdering our Mother cause of Blanket Rage!
The shit talking that happens during sex about a person who isn’t in the room
Hey did u hear what She said about me last night
Yea it’s blanket talk don’t believe a word people say behind closed doors
Comfy safezone. The monster won’t be able to get you, the murderers won’t be able to find you, and it keeps you nice and warm.
If you ever feel unsafe, just hop under your blanket.
a comfy ass thing that goes to heaven and lives a good life
girl:I LOVE BLANKETS
boy: ME TOO!