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The rule that a man must warn a woman when he is about to ejaculate during a blowjob, so the woman has proper time to get away from the ensuing explosion of man juices. Many men do not follow this rule, prefering to make their partners suffer the onslaught of being choked by their thick, ejaculatory fluids. A common misconception is that the majority of women enjoy being drowned in semen. Although some actually do, many do not, and instead will either allow the fluids to be released on their faces, or they will revert to the handjob position and finish the job in a more comfortable, safe area.
"Everytime Jane gives me a blowjob, she reminds me kindly of the unwritten blowjob rule and then proceeds to get a safe distance away from my cumshot. Sometimes when I am lucky, she lets the cumshot hit her in her face."
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The kiss you give your girlfriend after she sucks your dick because if you don't kiss the lips that pleasured your penis, then you're a hypocrite. (Kissing is vital to some girls and women during and after sex)
*le gf comes up from giving you head*
(You may not want to kiss her but you do it because she swallowed your load)
*gives gf an after blowjob kiss*
(Makes gf happy)
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A cotton candy blowjob is one of a kind where a girl slurps another girls vaginal secretions into the mouth and then proceeds to vomit on the males genitals. Doing this creates the red color like cherry cotton candy mixed with semen creating the swirled effect in the sugary carnival treat that serves as a wonderful lubricant.
hey wanna have some fun?
how about a cotton candy blowjob?
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U give any guy a free blow job but don't tell
I gave Justin a blowjob and we didn't tell anyone. It was fun! Blowjob: suck a guy until he cums:) so happy national blowjob day
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April 12th is the national day to give blowjobs
John: hey what are you doing tomorrow?
Bill: Getting head it’s national blowjob day
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Don't marry her, dude. There are no blowjobs after marriage.
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A task in prostitution in which you hire a hooker to give you a blowjob, you murder her, then you commit suicide.
"What do you think is going on in that truck?" "Idk probably a Homicide Suicide Blowjob"