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This question is used to ask if a woman has died her hair. It is often used to find out the natural hair colour of a person.
Bob "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
Alice "Yes but not the upholstery"
Bob "..."
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When a man eats three kinds of beans for lunch the previous day then when having sex with a woman he shits it all out in between her legs so it get's mushy and sticky, then they get on the ground and gives her ass-fuck from behind untill he hits the anal nerve that disperses all the shit in your colin causing a mass shit-sex-fest. Then while he's giving it to her mercenary style they role up in a carpet forcing themselves to be in a constant rage-circle of od-fashion sex. Usually resulting in a later day vaginal infection.
John gave it to his wife the night before. then he wanted to give her something special for their 40th aniversary so he pulled out his old three bean carpet salad.
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A Secret Code to find a hostage mole
Sam: Does the carpet match the drapes?
Mob guard: I don't know. I set fire to the drapes. I love to watch things burn.
Max: Hey, me too!
Sam: Sorry I asked.
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It’s when you step in dog shit and smear it up the stairs into the house.
Oh man, Andrew stepped in Bentley’s mud pie and turned it upside down like a red carpet.
To scrub her rug , oral sex on a female using your tongue as a Rug Doctor
Hey babe can I shampoo your carpet!
(NOUN) An idiom that's a 21st Century update of the old canard "canaries in a coal mine"; describes the warning signs given when seeing filthy carpeting and other shabby maintenance issues in a law firm, doctor's office, or other such business. Dirty carpets are a warning that the firm might be in financial trouble and could go out of business soon, since they are severely skimping on the basics that a successful firm would never neglect.
Jessica interviewed for a new job at a place whose office set off "dirty carpets in a big law firm" warning bells for her. Sure enough, two months later, that place was out of business.
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When you are getting ready to dance like its nobodies buisness out in the club/bar.
Dude, I cant wait to get to Brew Bakers tonight! Imma cut a rug like I'm in a carpet store!
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