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when someone is sleeping and you give them a surprise cleveland steamer
Susan was suddenly awoken with noisey japanese alarm clock
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The variation of a Netflix and Chill, where one will come over to the other's house for only pleasure and no strings attached. It is usually associated with someone getting into a relationship only to keep the other one around for pleasure (sex). These relationships are mostly short-termed.
A: Did you clock in last night?
B: Ya broo, another clock in, ape out at her place.
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when yo bitch wakes you up by sucking yo cock
Yo, this morning Chelle woke me up with a hummer, the lip lock alarm clock!
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When on tucks thier junk between their legs. Think Silence of the Lams. The opposite of the 12-o-clock tuck.
He was like that guy from Silence of the Lambs, remember, he tucked it in ... he did the 6-o-clock tuck.
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When a transsexual gender is noticed by other people.
Brian:That's a dude
Ts swineflu: I am a woman
Bitch: bitch you clocked tea
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An essay written frantically the night before it's due.
Jason: You know that eight page psych paper I told you about
Me: Yeah, did you do it?
Jason: yeah, it ended up being a shitty ten-o-clock essay.
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When you get a boner in public and flip your cock up into your waistband.(It feels good so try not to bust a load into your bellybutton.
"Dude I was in class and I was thinking about Gabby Bedard and Brandon Smith cuz I'm bi, and I got a boner so I did the 12 O' Clock Tuck. Works everytime. No one knew I had a boner. Except I did bust a load into my bellybutton cuz it felt good." said Tucker Kreis
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