Bedard

The name given to one who is unable to pull a full bong hit, due to one of the following reasons:-
Unable to get a lighter to work
Choking
Taking a breath before taking last hit.

In some cases, spilling the bong water is also worthy of 'Bedard' punishment.

You didnt pull it all, BEDARD!!!

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Bedard

In the state of taking a poop, or a very large shit including diarrhea

I just took a huge bedard

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bedarded

The act of getting extremely drunk, to the point of induced vomiting and blacked-outness, in front of a figure of extreme authority.

Wow, I got so fucking bedarded last night in front of my probation officer; I'm such a dumbass bedard.

What the fuck was I thinking getting bedarded right next to my parents. They probably think I'm such a stupid bedard.

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Bedarded

A person who is really damn good at EA’s NHL video game series.

Wow he’s so good he must be mentally bedarded