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The day you thank both your parents and tell them you love them with all your ❤️
On December 18 I told my parents that they are the best parents
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International Blow Your Load Day
International Nut Day
After a month long challenge for No Nut November, all the guys can finally relax and enjoy the pleasures by wanking their salamis.
Boy 1: Yo bro, tomorrow is December 1st. You know what that means...?
Boy 2: Hell ya, its International Nut Day. I can finally shoot my massive load I've been building up!
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December 8th is when the most amazing, hottest, cutest, sexiest, most adorable person was born, she is so fucking kind and she will blow u away. Everyone is always hitting on her, and she's amazing. Who ever is born on December 8th, is a great person.
Holy shit! Was she born on December 8th? Because she's looking fine ngl.
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On December 16 we all won’t go to school let’s confuse teachers
Let’s not go to school on December 16
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National skip school day. The day where everyone skips school
Person A: hey are you going to school on Monday?
Person B: nah dude you haven't heard? Monday is December 2nd!
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It’s my birthday. No really it is.
It’s December 4th that’s Stephen’s birthday.
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Woohoo it’s the start of the holiday season, start off by having kinky holiday sex !
Boy: hey babe it’s December 1st
Girl: I’ll get the Santa hat
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