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PLEASE HELP ME IM ON A DIET
-DIET
MORAL: DIET
IM ON A DIET EPIC NGL HELP END ME.
When a strapping young fellow strolls into a ghetto Wendys drive through (specifically one near Chens) and requests for a “ extra large diet coke” , just know , that pubescent half nut actually means “ cock” , and present him with just as such.
“ Can i get a large diet coke (cock)
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “
A generally irreverent approach to nutrition based on how humans ancestors from the North Pole ate, which has little resemblance to how human Paleolithic ancestors ate or the foods they actually consumed.
The North Poleo Diet helped Mr Claus gain 30lbs.
Egg Nog, Breakfast of the Champions of the Frozen Waste.
When you want to have a smoke, but only want to smoke a small amount either to preserve the item you are smoking, or because you are on a tolerance break.
I'm trying to smoke less but I need a puff so I'm just gonna go out for a Diet Smoke
A vagina
Diet bussy will do in a pinch, better than no guts.
The let me up in them guts the other night, diet bussy, but atleast they wasn't stingy about it