Person who talks loudly on phone around a captive audience (i.e. In an elevator, a train, dorm room, or other group setting) and says ignorant, obnoxious, or simply TMI kinds of things.
In a dorm, late at night:
Your room-mate on the phone: "Don't worry dude, you didn't know you had (horrendous STD) before you started dating her, if she breaks up with you over that, she's just not the one."
You text your friend: "My room-mate is a total Phone-douche!"
All the while you cover your ears under your blanket imagining smashing his phone/asking God what you did to deserve this.
It's like the next level of douchebaggery. When you can't decide to call somebody a douche bag or a bastard.
That guy with the popped collar is a real douche bastard
Edgar Allan Poe
A way to describe Edgar Allan Poe and his all around entitled way of speaking
PoePouche the Douche states,"Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality."
A guy who is such a big douche that douche alone does not suffice... He is a used douche bag, a creamy douche.
That guy is wearing skinny jeans, getting rejected by all the chicks in the bar, and he still thinks he is cool...what a creamy douche.
My dick-douche baby daddy couldn't buy diapers but he could bail his homie out of jail with $2000.
Something or Someone that makes a person act like a total asshole or douche-bag.
"Hey man, why does bill act so weird around christy?"
" Well, i heard that christy was his DOUCHE-TRIGGER, thats why i don't hang around them both at the same time.
someone who has surpassed being a douche bag; no longer just the bag, but the entire kit.
He's such a douche kit, playing his girl like that.