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Dr. Evil Lazer Beam

What you call someone when you don't know what else to call them.

You are such a Dr. Evil Lazer Beam

by HEEHOO BANAN July 12, 2020


Dr Evil

Noun. Known better as JoKeRs Dr Evil, master at beating n00bs down with the energy sword while team mate Snipes gives cover fire.

Player 1-"Fuck i just got assassinated by JoKeRs Dr Evil"

J Evil-"Yeah get raped buddy get raped"

by The JoKeRs August 26, 2006

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Finger Pyramid of Evil Contemplation

Commonly used by evil bigwigs in a non-verbal showing of how evil their previous phrase or monologue was. The usage is often associated with C. Montgomery Burns.

"After the King is beheaded his kingdom will be ours!" Exclaimed the King's evil twin brother in a sinister tone as he uses finger pyramid of evil contemplation.

by Wetpaperbag February 6, 2010

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Resident Evil 4

A game that was a disgrace to the Resident Evil name. This game fell to the modern standards of Action-shooter games and lost the survival-horror aspect that the great RE games had before it. This game has no puzzles, no zombies, nothing to scare you, and thus, no reason to exist.

I bought Resident Evil 4 on a monday, and sold it on a thursday.

by Schtulin' January 24, 2006

27๐Ÿ‘ 178๐Ÿ‘Ž


EVIL CASANOVA GIRLS (ECG's)

(also used as ECG's in short)
1>. females whose sole mission in life is to introduce disgusting sexual innuendos in your regular day to day conversation including ones at events where it may be deemed highly inappropriate such as funerals, management review meetings and conversations with your grandmother

2>. females who like to ambush unsuspecting innocent males with their flirtatious vibes, traumatizing the poor victim in such intensity that the victim shuns all future advances from the fairer sex. This is mostly likely to be followed by drunken orgies and monkey dancing, in celebration of another successful mission

Loser Professor 1 : *sob* I couldnt concentrate on my mensuration lecture today. Whenever I said mensuration, i swear i cud hear tittering at the back of class

Loser Professor 2 (sympathetic) : Oh dear! That class does have too many Evil Casanova Girls (ECG's)

Loser Professor 1 : And i have got 3 more lectures to go! Oh the horror of it!

Loser Professor 2 : But you better brace up. Wait till you come up against the ECG ambush!

Loser Professor 1 : Noooooooooo...Why my? Why me GOD!

by ECG's September 24, 2010

57๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Balance Between Good and Evil

Basically what life is all about. No one is truly good and no one is truly evil. People may be black and white emotionally but we're all really grey because we have good and bad in all of us.

However, this doesn't mean that one should actually strive to be evil. We're all imperfect so we're bound to make mistakes sometimes, but what's most important is that we learn from them and prevent ever doing them again.

The yin and the yang pretty much describes the balance between good and evil.

by CelticEagle February 13, 2019


laughing in an evil french way

A laugh that sounds evil... and French.

"We will show the stupid Americans who le clutzy frog, eh?"
"HOHN! HOHN! HOHN! HOHN!"
-- The Simpsons, Treehouse of Horror 8

by jre March 18, 2004

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