To get a Frosty Carlos is to be fucked within an inch of ones' life, typically as a result massive trauma
Thing 1: "What happened to Jim?"
Thing 2: "Maeve gave him a Frosty Carlos..."
Thing 1: "That explains the crutches and neck brace."
Thing 2: "Yeah, what a lucky guy."
an old person. the “frost” referring to their grey hair on top of their head.
“these frosty tops walk so slow!”
The extreme cool sensation you get when you get your dick sucked by someone who has recently used Listerine or a minty toothpaste.
Whenever I see my girl brushing her teeth I make sure to make a move so I can get that frosty top special.
When somebody shoves frozen mango cubes up their bottom , waits for them to melt and than releases the melted cubes out , that’s a frosty mango
Wow I really frosty mangoed Lisa the other night
The act of giving road head in the winter with the windows down and the AC on full blast while listening to Christmas songs.
Bro! I was headed to the wedding and all of a sudden Ben leaned down and gave me a road frosty! I almost froze to death.
The frosty Lemonade is when you get a condom and wear it, you then urinate into it and jerk off with the urine inside until you ejaculate. Remove the condom and tie it up and give it a shake until you’re left with a substance that resembles chickfil’a’s frosty lemonade
“Last night I dumped my frosty lemonade into Jessica’s milkshake and she flipped!”
When someone that you're texting at first is responsive, but they become distant and not replying anymore
Guy 1: Hey, how's it going with that girl you met at the show last week?
Guy 2: Frosty digits man
Guy 1: that sucks