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When a guy cums in a condom, he removes it and ties it off (creating a pseudo-egg shape). He shoves it inside a girl's vag, and she then 'lays' the egg.
I sooooo gave her a goose egg last night, bro!
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A guy that never tries to get with hot chicks that are into him or a guy that does something stupid for no reason.
That Baby blank is a silly goose for not getting with that hot chick
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To forcibly defecate into a persons mouth.
The mobster held the man down and gave him enough goose stuffing to choke the man to death.
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A nickname for someone who has Down Syndrome.
It's a play on words, because "down" is another word for goose feathers (used as fluff in old-fashioned blankets).
Hey Goose Feathers, how high can you count?
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What results from a gaggle grazing in a field near a retaining pond. Taken from the second-level slang for going number two. Tends to be especially prevalent in U.S. suburban midwestern golf courses.
Golfer 1: Really glad that Aussie shepherd ran off all those geese.
Golfer 2: Yeah, but the damage is done...this fairway is covered in goose deuce.
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An oxford slag who likes to flash her geese at people on the internet, and is also into self-fallatio.
She also has a partner reffered to as her "Pink Goose Partner", who is usually from Huyton.
JakJak being their main source of prey.
That Pink Goose and her Huyton bird have been luring people into their HP bottle with their bacon again!
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Ray Romano: "Hear about that guy who hit The Noose Goose?"
Shamwow Guy:"lololol yeah"
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