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The students grip

Sticking a long pencil sown the end of your dick with the tip facing outwards. You then have to write an entire essay without the teacher noticing. If your teacher does notice they get to shove as much stationary down the end of your dick as they please.

"Jacob, are you doing the students grip?"
"Yeah"
"Well I caught you, you know what that means now"
*teacher proceeds to stuff 7 pencils down the end of Jacob's schlong*

by Bath blaster January 11, 2022


grip the stick

A term with multiple meanings. One being a woman grabbing your penis/giving you a handjob/sex in general.

Also meaning grabbing your gun in event of an altercation. Easily confused with each other for the feeble or vulgar mind.

“Man lashawnda came through last night and grip da stick”

Big boi dayvon and his guy said they was coming to our block they gon see me grip the stick”

by Kush wizard November 20, 2017


gripping cheese

The act of falling asleep while eating cheese puffs and watching porn.

I woke up last night gripping cheese

by Hienz Thunderclap October 30, 2020


Donkey Grip

That Puss that has the grip of a tight ass (Donkey/Ass)

I have the most tightest, fattest, meatiest, donkey Grip, icky sticky coochie in the entire world.

by The Yehudanater April 5, 2022


Plug-grip

A nipple pince With same force resembling required to remove a ringless rubber plug.

Damn mat. You done gone plug-grip me

by Hunaz 92 October 1, 2021


grip pliers

Grip pliers are a tool that’s used when regular pliers can’t squeeze tight enough, also defined as pliers with adjustable knob on the handle.

Aye bro. Gimme those grip pliers. This seats not tight enough....

by @BruceyBtheFunkiestG January 25, 2018


grip the goblin

A term for masturbation, but in a much desired sense. As if youve needed it all your life.

Jackson:(man taylor looked so good earlier. When i get home i need to grip the goblin,till i carpet burn!

by Drippyness July 1, 2018