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May 27th the day where u can tell brody to fuck off
Brody: Hey gu-
You: Fuck Off Brody
Brody: Wh-
You: It's International Fuck Off Brody Day
Est. August 7, 2021. This day is dedicated to a sexy, funny, hardworking, passionate man who means the world to me. He wears many job titles, gardner, electrician, scientist, trucker, mechanic!! On this day we celebrate all of Michael James David’s favorite activities, foods, and sayings! One of the best days out of the year. Nobody compares to Michael James David.
Let’s celebrate international Michael James David Day!
The biggest brat in eis, she sweet talks her way into people liking her but if you actally meet her she is the biggest brat, pretends shes smart but she dumb af. never gets spotted without carrying a branded bag like coach, tommy hilfiger and micheal kors and she's switch between them weekly. ALWAYS stacked up in jewellry cartier, swarovski and tiffany and you would never see her without the bigass vancleef earings and that shit costs like 14K. Pulls up in a different car every day from the latest maserati to the latest G-wagon. She has all that and pretends to be the most humble girl you'll ever meet
Did you see Emirates international school's biggest brat? She just got picked up by THE LATEST G-WAGON
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You have to kiss your boy or girl bestfriend on the cheek or lips every time you see them for a week
Hey kiss me it’s international kiss your BSF month! When? April 16-may 16
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A day on January 24th where you get to throw anyone under 5'4 without permission
Boy 1: Hey it's January 24th
Boy 2: So
Boy 3: International throw short people day
Boy2: -_-
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on the 1 of june a person can ask for a total of 5 nudes of theyr wish which they can explain how it is suposed to look on this day these things can not be rejected and only one person of the two asking for it actually has to do it so its a race who can send it first
person 1 hey its international nudist day 1 of june
person 2 damit you were faster *sends nudes*
person 1 hehe thank you
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September 2nd. The day to give or receive an allotment for anal sex
Today’s September 2nd. Got an allotment for anal that I could borrow for International Anal Sex Day? I used my banked days during the pandemic at the sailing dock.
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