To have brutal sex with the opposite gender.
"I can't picture you pumping iron with a man."
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1. Iron Maiden: A medieval instrument of torture and death.
2. Iron Maiden: A heavy metal band also considered to be an instrument of torture and death.
1. Arrrgh no! Not the Iron Maiden!!
2. Arrrgh no! Not Iron Maiden!!!!!
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A scrawny male who walks into a weight room proceeding to workout but ends up standing in the middle of the gym like a retard and staring at the other people as they pump iron.
jake (benching): Is it just me, or has that dood been doing nothing but staring around at people for the last hour?
nick (spotting): Yeah dood that's just your typical Iron Jim.
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Term used to describe a cowardly asshole that does brave things from a position of safety Assumes a pseudo brash behavior without taking any risk.
Flipping the bird from a moving car. Picking on someone who is helpless in the moment or incapable, generally, of defending themselves.
The iron pussy flipped me the bird after he cut me off on the freeway.
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A wedge made of iron that is so powerful that its almost unheard of
Iron Wedge Poem
Round nine in the morning
He awakens
Descends the flight
And sharpens thou wedge to a point
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A shitty band that makes shitty music (no matter how you want to label it) for tone-deaf fuckers with no taste in music and who wouldn't know REAL music if it bit them on the balls.
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First of all they're not the best anything so shut the fuck up you queers.
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Second of all they're not even the best metal band and even if they were who cares? Metal ain't all it's cracked up to be anyways.So being the best metal band would just be like being the biggest FAG or something.
Iron Maiden sucks and blows ass so shut up ya friggin nerd kids 'cause you don't know wht the fuck you are even talking about.It's okay if you like them and all but just shut the fuck up with this "they're the bestest ever" bullshit.
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When a normal person eats out a female with downsyndrome.
Man! I had such a good time getting detroit iron from my retarded neighbor!
I love the feeling of retarded vagina, so I like to give detroit iron as often as possible.
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