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a word to use when your surprised or get the piss scared out of you
holy shit titties since when have you been there
When somebody shits on a neighbors porch.
Usually expresses deep hatred.
Can be used to end feuds between neighbors.
Will piss off the targeted neighbor to an unbelievable degree.
Dude 1: I've been feuding with that damn neighbor for years! He just took a Porch Shit!
Dude 2: I Wish I'd been there to see it.
Dude 1: I got a picture! I'm sending it to the homeowners association!
A shit pond is any pond where the water is likely full of disgusting shit.
Mary threw our frisbee into that shit pond, no one wanted to get it because that pond is full of disgusting shit.
A drama queen of exceptional ability. Able to materialize shit to bitch about out of thin air.
When originally coined in a karmic supernova of recognition: my sister caused a big drama-filled shitstorm around our wedding that was nothing to do with my wife being Sikh and more to do with my sister being an incredible shit wizard
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When your crew of friends go to a resturaunt, gas station, or Orielys autoparts, for the purpose of taking a shit. Usually done in succession done one after another. Placing of said shit is usually determined by rock paper scissors, last known time of previous bm, or simply brute force.
1: Dude that Crew Shit we jammed in the Mc.Donalds last week was intense!
2: I know! I had to flush 6 times!
When two individuals are taking a shit in stalls next to each other, both are trying to not make a sound while shitting. Eventually one will give up and wipe their shitless ass and leave, the victor will then proceed to release his mud monkeys.
This kid and I had a shit showdown last hour, it went on for 15 minutes and I got an ass cramp.
Similar to 'thank you captain obvious'.
Something you say to a dumbass who points out a completely obvious thing!
Dumbass: "Hey, your head is on fire!"
Smartass: "Yeah, no shit, sherlock!"
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