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League of Legends

Everyone says it's the reason of cancer. It's the virtual enviroment of bullies. The words are literally out of this world. Players are too talented to create new slurs to enrich our vocabulary. If you play at low elo from bronze-silver league, in short time you can be diagnosed with brain cancer.

Platine-emerald-diamond league is home of players who generally have only one achievement which is climbing up high elos in League of Legends on their life. And usually they dream of being in master league or even higher.
They also use scripts (these self claimed talented players) and they are cheap you can purchase one with 30-40 dollars lol. But there is a risk of being banned. But who cares? Just they purchase new 30 level account with less than 3 dollars and climb to diamond with script open.

They create new heros regularly and the heros are generally overpowered and they nerf it at following patch and after that nobody plays them. Months after people forget them lol.

Professionals from diamond 1, master or challenger league are simply egomaniacs. Some of them purchased or boosted their accounts from gold league most commonly platine and they feed the enemy team always and they generally instalock Garen, Master Yi and Yasuo sometimes Yone.

Other players are usually trying to use cool words but it does not work. Some of high elo players never chat with you in game only ping and some of them play like they are in armageddon war.

Natalie: I have started playing League of Legends with my boyfriend and our relationship is now over.
Patrick: LOL, it happens you are probably feed the enemy at bot lane.

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023


League of legends

If you play this game u get 0 females u virgin L get out ya mums basement Fat monkey ballz

Ur a monkey if u play this league of legends is a fat L like u

by Iloveurtoes November 11, 2022


League of Legends

A piece of shit game that is meant for 12 yr old Koreans to waste their money on.
This game will learn you how to circle jerk with gay Asians that suffer from aids.

Wow, you play League of Legends so you must be a gay faggot who wastes his money on a free to play game.

by XxXSub_Op_MijXXX August 31, 2017


League of Legends

- Nice game
- Fun champions
- Questionable metas
- Labourious to git gud at
- Some players are a pain for it and the remaining ones ( not in terms of skill but attitude... toxics eeeek )

TL;DR -> Good game, unbearable players ( nope, this is not a cliche, i swear :^) )

PS : Cocaine-tier in terms of time to get addict.

Guy : Hey dude what about working on that project we've to do for school ?

His gamer friend : Ow, sorry today I can't, I need to get past the Silver rank on League of Legends before tomorrow !

by TinNovaTheSuperSpaceŌkamitsune April 7, 2017


League of legends

A game that died when Fortnite came out, It's sad but true.

I play League of Legends

by Johnny ree May 9, 2018


League Of Legends

My team: 0/20/0 each one
Me: 5/3/0
Enemy team: 20/0
And somehow it's my fault we lost

Me: "hey guys can u play safe you cant fight them alright? just wait for help" x
Them: "wtf stfu noob kys x9 noob feeder toxic get cancer uninstall league of legends" x

by justsomeonelmao July 4, 2018


League of Legends

League of Legends, commonly referred to as "LoL" (not to be confused with "lol") is THE ultimate woman repellant. Reports say that if you play this game EVEN ONCE your chances of getting any game or bitches will drop by 98%, god save you if you get addicted to it.

It's also best to note that all League of Legends players are toxic pessimists and most of them rarely take showers or even touch grass. If you ever talk to LoL players irl they will make you feel like shit and they will make you miserable.

Girl 1: Oh, did you know that Derek plays League of Legends?
Girl 2: Lmao, what a loser. I won't be taking his V-card anytime soon.
Derek, overhearing their conversation on the opposite side of the hallway: *starts crying uncontrollably*

by it's too obvious, fin cuh. May 31, 2022