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The best alcohol drink i have tasted to date....
Not cough syrup and mouthwash...ewww
Get a cooler...
(2) 2liter bottles of mt dew
(2) quarts (big can) of pinapple jucie
(8) packets of limon lime cool-aid
(1) 1/5 of everclear....
Mix well and enjoy... makes about 2 gallons
"I got drunk of green monster and shit green in my friends shoe...."
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1. Get high as shit.
2. Pick a fight with Morgan
3. Throw up your arms and slink your head down into your shoulders like you're actually going to do something
4. Sway and walk in super-slo-mo aimlessly
Look at Jon. He's the fucking gangle monster again.
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The Mud Monster (Modderus Monsterum Atroxius) is a Predatory Creature that lives in water,
It is made out of mud and can weigh from 300 to 780 kg.
Mud Monsters remain submerged day and night until small children come close to the water, in wich case the large monster will come out of the water and suck the children into it's large round mouth.
(often used by parents to scare their children away from water.)
the 9th of June, 1831.
Today I heard wonderfull stories about large beasts made out of a brownish mud who ate children.
I was curious to the extreme and thus I confiscated a child form the locals. We brought the child to the water and ...
By Elizabeth's hairy balls, A Mud Monster came out of the water! The child was sucked into the thing and we ran back to the village like girls. Afterwards me and my men had a cup of tea.
_ Lord Billy von Whale's diary
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a man whos need for 'the booty' transforms him into a snarling, drooling, uncontrolable booty monster. the only cure, is for the booty monsters prey to give it up.
kelly says no so often that her boyfriend has with-drawls and turns into the booty monster. then theres no stopping him.
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A really hungry/horny lesbian.
My bitch was a clit monster last night!!
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A person who sneaks up upon another person and sucks their bare toes.
Brad slide across the floor near Jack's barefeet and right before he licked Jack's toes he shouted, "toe monster".
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Someone who sucks cock, or one skilled in oral stimulation. Usually locatde on a street corner, sometimes accompanied by a pimp. Most often a rogue skank.
Offensive term.
Shut the fuck up, Gurgle Monster. Keep bobbing.
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