A homeless person, but also you call your friends hobo's cause they wont get their lazy butt up and they are just like hobo's and ye
Friend 1: Hey can you pass me the remote that's like not even 4 inches away from me
Friend 2: YOU FREAKIN HOBO GET OFF YOUR LAZY BUTT AND GET IT YOURSELF
1.) adjective
Describes someone that is being rude or mean. Usually used in a joking manner.
2.)noun
A salad that is made with whatever you have in the fridge at the time.
1.) Kaity, quit being such a hobo salad.
2.) I'm going to make a hobo salad with these eggs and lettuce.
The taking of an item (usually of low cost) in order to survive.
"I hoboed off with a jar of peanut butter for dinner this week."
It's that thing where you do a Dutch rudder, but to two guys while you sit in the middle.
That was a great hobo rowboat. Now you guys gotta go, my wife will be home soon
When you have a yellow crusty decaying toenail on your big toe.
Please get your hobo toe away from me.
The act of masturbating without pornography or any other visual aids. Often used by individuals who have no access to porn or those who are still too afraid to look it up.
"Bro, I just got done jacking off but the wifi was out so I had to use The Hobo Method."