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What Mary said after realizing her babies are DEAD
John: hey! What's up Mary? I.. didn't know you'll come this early.
Mary: Oh hah! I guess I just managed to finish up my job so I can check up on the kids, they're pretty annoying sometimes.
John: Oh hah— uh.. speaking of those... I think they're.. uh.... dead???
Mary: WHAT? MY KIDS!..
The rest is history
That one kid at your school that almost never talks. This individual watches "Ben Shapiro destroys liberals" type of videos on the daily, he would always start an argument with feminists. His behaviors is very much like that of an incel. He unironicly uses words like "libtard" and "cuck" and thinks anyone that's a liberal is a SJW. Someone expressing a thought that he considers slightly liberal will cause him to start an "argument" calling you one of the previously written words. The conservative kid also thinks using Pepe memes will "trigger the libs". Posts edgy and offensive memes and waits for someone to get offended just to call them a "triggered pussy". his taste in memes consist of bashing liberals and talking about how "fragile" they are, then proceed to make a tantrum when he gets in an argument with a liberal in the internet. Its common that the conservative kids favorite school subject is History and calls himself a "history geek". The conservative kid is, in other words, the right-wing version of a SJW.
person 1: Hey Son how was your first day of school?
person 2: Pretty entertaining, the conservative kid got in an argument with the classes feminists.
A dark place. It first was born with being a place for kids and joy, then it became the most cringe website ever. Personally I find more family friendly making your kid watch a full marathon of porn or horro than making him use YouTube Kids. I think that Ryan's World can be a perfect example
A: Have you ever tried YouTube Kids?
B: No but I think that a sluaghterhouse would be better
A spin-off of Shopkins, typically a "baby doll" that bobbles its head.
Kindi Kids gets its name from the word kindergarten. The American equivalent of preschool and Reception class at primary school. The dolls are all supposed to be youngsters getting started at kindergarten, with the additional accessories helping to create a fun classroom environment where the dolls play.
My sister got Kindi Kids for Christmas.
in basic terms: a grub. dirty kid who starts fights at parties for no reason. usually hangs out in the kitchen at a party, segregated from the rest of the group. main objectives are to fuck the gross girls and drink all the beer in the fridge for free, then leave.
Mark: "do you want me to invite jesse?"
Dan: "fuck no, he's a kitchen kid. if he comes, then all his grubby kitchen kid friends will want to come."
Mark: "church to that!....'UNFRIEND'"
A certain way of saying duh after some Smart Alec states the obvious.
person 1: Hey, is that a balloon?
person 2: No kidding Einstein, of course it's a balloon.
The most goddamn energetic kid on the planet. he likes corn dogs and space jam. he's also met Obama and he is the most amazing kid
Me: Have you seen kid president yet ?
Person: No
Me: STFU never talk to me