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A term commonly associated with the use of shrooms
Dude i'm so high it feels like I'm flying on a space couch
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To have your couch fucked, is to have someone be clumsy and careless and mess shit up. It was taken from the Chappelle show only to become a part of craigbonics. Craig, aka pony, spread the word of couch fucking near and far.
Yo D Nuutz, you spilled your cup of water, FUCK YO COUCH! WHY YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE FUCKIN SO MUCH COUCH, NUUTZYYYYYYYYY!
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A Social Justice Couch Potato (SJCP) is a Social Justice Warrior (SJW) that does absolutely nothing about the social injustices they dislike. Most SJW's are actually SJCP's.
"I'm such an Social Justice Warrior."
"No, all you do is sit there and complain. You're more of an Social Justice Couch Potato . . . "
An alternative saying for jerking off
Hey before we go out tonight, I’m gonna play a little one man couch hockey in the dark
This phrase originated from, was popularized in, and was entered into prominence by Chappelle's Show in episode #204 where Rick James says "fuck yo' couch, nigga" when he is caught kicking mud all over Charlie Murphy's white couch.
The phrase entered pop culture lexicon to mean audacious indifference or apathy in acts of disobedience or to a given situation.
"Man, my girl left me, I am so hurt."
"Man, fuck yo couch nigga, I got my own problems."
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A objective comment used to point out the pwning and or triumph of a noob.If you happen to stumble upon a noob and decide to throw down some ownage then the comment can be said by a friend,in no circumstances can you make the comment to validate yourself,if such an action is taken then you render yourself a noob
*a man is on facebook ranting on a post about comic con which was brought up by a female*
(the names were at random)
Man:"Rant Rant Comic con sucks because reasons A & B....blah blah further Rant"
Female:"i disagree because Blah Blah Blah..."
Noob:"check out this drama queen. ranting on a facebook post. gg"
Man:"ever heard of an opinion you cunt!,i can express it anywhere at any place...check out this cool guy acting like he is above the argument but still insist on name calling...if you don't have an argument than SHUT THE FUCK UP...gg"
Mans friend:"OH SHI- FUCK YOUR COUCH NOOB"
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A person who is annoying as hell and loved by very few. I.Q is so small, many believe him, to be a different species of a retarded person. Also a person who sleeps/eats, off the salary payment of a mother that builds trucks for a living. When this person is called 'Phat Headed' to their face, they will react different then any other person alive today...allowing them to unleash the fury inside, and let go on a linen, wool or titanium couch near by.
1. You 'Phat Headed' Couch Ripper...stfu, you still sux at life.
2. Chris, don't get all phat headed again and rip up your mothers couch, we don't want her screaming on vent...
3. Couchripper has come online.