Random
Source Code

Sebastian's Parents

Those types of parents that won't let you get a day off of school. Even though you would have a soar throat, feeling dizzy, or feeling like you're about to throw up. You still won't get a day off of school.

"Yo man, I'm not feeling well today, but you know I have Sebastian's Parents, so i have to stay here."
"Feelsbadman"

by Sebek01b October 23, 2017


stone age parenting

When your parents take all of your electronic shit as punishment.

Little Billy keeps getting D's on his report card. It looks like it's time for some stone age parenting.

by Shit paper March 15, 2019


shore parent

a parent that never goes in the water while at a beach, pool, lake, or other water activity, not due to an injury or illness

savanna: hey is your mom gonna come in the water?
julie: no shes a shore parent

by totallynotjjne April 29, 2023


Parental forensics

Digital forensics tools used on kids by their parents.

My daughter has tried to steal items from a store multiple times while at the supermarket after I left her on her iPad for a long time. Time to use parental forensics tools on her iPad to see what tiktok trend thing caused this.

by Gfshusbandforever December 19, 2021


Bike parent's

Two slightly older riders that offer even a small amount positive influence on younger riders, who have potentially had a bad bond or lack of bond with their actual parents. Bike Parents

Those two oldies are my bike parent's

by I_cant_corner September 3, 2023


Parent-Child Potty Overshare

The act of parents sharing too much information regarding their child's daily bathroom habits via a social network.

so-and-so posted a status about their kid peeing in the toilet again today. a serious Parent-Child Potty Overshare!

by keepin' it to yourself June 16, 2011

1👍 1👎


Orphan with parents

A child. Feel free to call literally anyone with parents this.

Shut up Orphan With Parents.

by *Screams in Translate* June 19, 2021