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Parenting

legal obligation to stalk a person around no matter how crazy it gets and enjoy every bit of it with a smile on your face while maintaining both of your existance and other healthy relationships.

I have been parenting Zeke

by SvetiKonfeti December 21, 2019


Schrödinger’s Parent

a parent who abuses a child verbally and physically, but proceeds to claim that it’s because they love them/it’s for their own good

have you heard about John Lennon’s parenting life?”
“he must be a Schrödinger’s Parent”

by sitemanlol May 18, 2023


extreme parenting

The act of raising 3 or more over-scheduled kids, especially in a busy urban or suburban area, and you go from man-to-man coverage to playing zone and the play clock is always running.

My wife and I just had our fourth kid and now we have to practice extreme parenting.

by ExtremeParent July 11, 2017


Cumnor House Parents

Someone who usually goes drinking at The Griffin inn or, if you're having a quiet one, The coach and horses. One whose anatomy is made up of 80% wine, 10% tory and the last 10% is either more alcohol or fags depending on how many years of school fees they have left to pay.

person 1: maybe we should open one more bottle?

person 2: yehhhhh why not, let's not turn into Cumnor House parents though, we've already got through 5.

by peanutswithpasta February 6, 2022


Parent Teacher Conference

When your child is so fucking stupid, failing every class and showing no signs that there's no hope they'll ever graduate and move out. It's the last resort is initiated by the parents; an emergency hook up to see if anything can be "worked out".

Dad: Connie, have you seen Norman's latest report card? Goddamn it! How can this boy be so fucking stupid? He's failing 12th grade for the second year in a row. It's even worse this year than last year!!
Mom: I know Derek, but I have a solution. I have scheduled a parent teacher conference this weekend with the principal. I'm sure we'll work something out.
Dad: Whatever it takes. I can't this idiot living here one day past his 18th birthday!

by Old Man Neltson July 27, 2023


Love for one's parent(s)

Unconditional love one has for their parents no matter what.

After everything there's still tons of love for one's parent(s).

by PineappleJuice May 13, 2015


Brooke Parent

Brooke Parent’s beauty and intelligence are striking, but it’s her deep care for others that truly stands out. She’s always there for her friends and family, offering support and kindness whenever it’s needed. Whether she’s lending an ear during tough times or cheering on her loved ones during their successes, her genuine concern shines through. Brooke’s acts of kindness, both big and small, show a heart full of empathy and a dedication to those she cares about. Her presence is a comforting reminder of how much she values and uplifts everyone around her.

Everybody wants to be Brooke Parent

by brookes secret admirer August 1, 2024