Poon Swoozled

Preventing a fellow female from getting ass when shes going down the stretch. A person (male/female) can poon swoozle inadvertently but it is often done out of jealousy or bitch-ism.

I could have totally hooked up with that dude if that cunt hadn't poon swoozled me.

Poon-tang

Look up bearded-oyster

I love the taste of poon-tang in the morning.

Poon Waffle

a distorted wrinkled vagina

Your grandma has a nasty poon waffles.

Poon Hawk

One who searches for poon as a hawk searches for prey.

person1: Is Bob still looking for someone to go home with?
person2: Yeah, he's such a poonhawk.

Poon Fishing

To use the service of Myspace or other websites to score with the ladies.

Guy: I went on Myspace last night...did some Poon Fishing.
Friend: How'd that turn out?
Guy: I caught me some hotties.

Poon the Boon

Doing anything ever, without the limits of time and space. Pooning the boon is pooning the boon; it can be defined as doing absolutely anything. If you washed your car, you can say you "pooned your car's boon".

Dude, I pooned your boon in Starcraft yesterday.

The girl was all like "Poon my boon!" and I was all, "Okay."

Then the guy pulled out a gun and pooned at my boon! Holy crap!

poon jabber

Someone who bitches out.
Sort of like being a pussy.

You are such a poon jabber