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Poon Swoozled

Preventing a fellow female from getting ass when shes going down the stretch. A person (male/female) can poon swoozle inadvertently but it is often done out of jealousy or bitch-ism.

I could have totally hooked up with that dude if that cunt hadn't poon swoozled me.

by Jesse McCormack August 10, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poon-tang

Look up bearded-oyster

I love the taste of poon-tang in the morning.

by Buht Sechs November 3, 2003

31๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poon Hawk

One who searches for poon as a hawk searches for prey.

person1: Is Bob still looking for someone to go home with?
person2: Yeah, he's such a poonhawk.

by -poonhawk December 19, 2004

6๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poon Waffle

a distorted wrinkled vagina

Your grandma has a nasty poon waffles.

by Delphina June 7, 2006

6๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poon Fishing

To use the service of Myspace or other websites to score with the ladies.

Guy: I went on Myspace last night...did some Poon Fishing.
Friend: How'd that turn out?
Guy: I caught me some hotties.

by Tim Black February 7, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poon the Boon

Doing anything ever, without the limits of time and space. Pooning the boon is pooning the boon; it can be defined as doing absolutely anything. If you washed your car, you can say you "pooned your car's boon".

Dude, I pooned your boon in Starcraft yesterday.

The girl was all like "Poon my boon!" and I was all, "Okay."

Then the guy pulled out a gun and pooned at my boon! Holy crap!

by Domino August 19, 2004

12๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


poon

nickname for a male who gets vagina on a frequent basis.
derived from poontang or "vagina".

hey poon!

by trevor0065 April 13, 2010

1๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž