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In LOST, when a character places a handgun in the back of their pants, they risk exposure of fecal molecules to the gun. Later handling of the firearm could then spread said fecal matter to hands, and in turn to eyes and/or mouth, causing illness or infection.
Kate:"Wow, Sawyer, looks pretty sick after waving his gun around."
Jack:"I think we have an acute case of Poopy Handgun Syndrome on our hands. Literally, on our hands."
Kate:"Gross. I'm not banging that dude in the bear cages again. How do you know it's PHS?"
Jack:"Cause I'm a God Damn Doctor, that's how!"
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To do knock knock poopy stomp:
Step 1: Get a paper sandwhich bag with dog poop inside
Step 2: Put it on someone's doorstep
Step 3: Light it on fire
Step 4: Knock louldy on door
Step 5: Run!
The person will answer the door, see the fire and attempt to put it out by stepping in the dog poop!
Damn! Someone knock knock poopy stomped me again! Now I have to get another new pair of shoes!
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An underleg fume that has a very faint or amusing sound when produced but a strong, overwhelming odor.
Oh man, I ate a Fiber One bar cause I was plugged and it gave me the Rinky Dinky Poopy Farts!
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When you are watching SnowTube's twitch live stream and you get the magic urge to whip out your Shmiggle Shmuggle Doo Doo cock and print a picture of snowtube and smack it on a dummy and use the Dragon Blaster on it.
I really like Sweagle Snow poopy dicky
The ultimate roast when some makes fun of you
(Bob) you are so ugly I can't believe it
(Jeff) well you are a poopy pants diaper fart
(Bob) *cries*
A dog that is extremely stupid
My dog is a simba sue the poopy rue
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Joe: Hey have you seen the Mega Stinky Poopy Head's
Ben: Yeah I saw them around the corner let's get tf out of here
Joe: AHHH SHIT I SEE THME FUCKING RUN THEY'RE TOO STNAK
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