shmuggle

to get off with someone while cosying up to them, all romantic-like.

"Hey baby, fancy a shmuggle?"

*is slapped*

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shmuggle

to snog someone whilst cuddling them in a romantic fashion. only applicable to humans!

"get yo fine ass over here and lets shmuggle, baby"

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shmuggle

1. A small furry creature that is drawn as different action figures
2. variation of the word "muggle" used in Harry Potter.

1. "did you see the new E.T shmuggle?"
"no, but I saw the president bush limited edition one!"
"ohh! kickass! I think I'll buy that one on my way home"

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shmuggling

The act of gay rough anal sex in a swimming pool or candle lit dinner shared with someone of the same gender. Usually in a romantic location like Tenerife

Conlan likes shmuggling with Mick Pher's son

shmuggled

Having been hugged, cuddled and squeezed excessively in a simultaneous act.

eeek! I've been shmuggled!!

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Shmiggle Shmuggle Doo Doo Balls

occurs when you fuck a dumb bitch in the ass and after you bust she proceeds to shit on you due to loss valve control and you get it all over your balls.

SHMIGGLE SHMUGGLE! DOO DOO ON MY BALLS!

that dumb ass bitch fucking shit on my balls! im bout to knock her stupid ass out!

that prostitute gave me some unpleasant shmiggle shmuggle doo doo balls!

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Shmuggle

Going on a outting, and or hanging out with Simone

Hey can you come to the park “sorry, I’m going to shmuggle with my friends maybe next time”