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Reverse Douche

1) An individual whose filth, defined through character, action, or disposition, equals or surpasses that of the liquid leaving a womans vaginal cavity after a thorough douching. Marked by bacteria, unclean particulate matter, and often a slight fishy odor.
2) An individual marked by an exaggerated sense of self-confidence, compounded by a diminutive intellect, behaving unreasonably absurd in social situations with no sense of what an ignoramus one appears to be.

Can often be found living at home with mommy and daddy, trolling the internet for dates, wearing sunglasses at night, a popped collar, sideways hat, attempting to appear younger than one actually is, seeking companionship out of ones intellectual/age/social strata

Girl 1: I saw your ex-boyfriend at a party this weekend.
Girl 2: Oh yeah?
Girl 1: He was wearing a pink shirt with a popped collar, a sideways hat, and was hitting on an underage girl.
Girl 2: Whatever, he is 31 and still lives at home with his mommy. He is such a reverse douche.

by Jakira March 21, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


flip it and reverse it

let's play the b-side

Is it worth it, let me work it
I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it

by Exiled Angel November 26, 2003

37๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Reverse Ignorance

Term for when a person likes an imported Japanese movie just because its Japanese. He believes that by liking this film, people will think he is "deep" and "artistic." Once someone points out that the movie sucked, He says it's because ignorant Americans only like movies that have action, car crashes, and special effects, while himself being ignorant to the fact that no matter what, the movie had no plot and made absolutely no sense whatsoever. He fails to realize that although the Japanese director tried his hardest, he will never produce anything close to a movie. These people often mistake the properties of a movie with those of an art project. Most Japanese films would be beautiful art projects, but suck as movies because they lack a plot.

He thought he would sound deep and intelligent when he criticized Devin for not liking Aniko Hosogawa's "Dreams," But as Devin pointed out, he was just another victim of reverse ignorance. He killed himself shortly after because he couldn't stand the intense might of Devin's Pure Skill.

by Devin "Table Stakes" McDermott March 19, 2004

19๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


reverse aardvark

the act of blowing a load in a girls/boys rectum and then sucking it out with your nose.

johnnny game me a wicked reverse aardvark the other day... he busted a nut in my rectum and then proceded to suck it out with his nose... must be one of his fetishes

by finky June 25, 2006

46๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


reverse racism

A term coined by people of an ethnic or cultural majority to demonstrate the fact that they don't understand the adversity that minorities truly face on a daily basis.

Billy cried "reverse racism" when the black boy called him a 'cracker' since it was not acceptable for Billy to call the boy 'nigger'. It's hard to understand how Billy was offended since no ancestor of his had even been called a 'cracker' as he was savagely whipped by a black man who owned him.

by ElBorracho February 24, 2005

432๐Ÿ‘ 519๐Ÿ‘Ž


reverse euphemism

A "reverse euphemism" is a euphemism that works in such a way as to poke fun at most euphemisms. For example, a euphemism for beating up freshmen is called a "hazing." A reverse euphemism for a place where freshmen were being beaten up would be a "genocide convention."

Bob: Oh, hey, school just let out and it's YMCA night, so I've gotta go take a shit.

Joe: What?

Bob: I mean I actually have to drop the kids off at the pool. Haven't you heard a reverse euphemism before?

by burdettb September 8, 2007

24๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Reverse Blumkin

When a girl is taking a dump and giving a guy a blow job

I walked in on my girlfriend taking a dump and she just gave me a reverse blumpkin

by cumstein21 February 12, 2005

75๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž