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A penis that, though it may aesthetically pleasing, falls short of it's intended use. A nice, big, perfect dick that is governed by a man who is so incredibly useless that it is never allowed to reach anywhere near Its potential effective use thus rendering it a beautiful tragedy. Like a hot nun or nipples on a man.
"He couldn't make me cum even after 2 and a half hours of fucking".
"Sometimes the show cock turns out to be a preening rod."
A bi-sexual, possibly a co-worker who is so horny all the time that you’re Nervous being around the person because they will hump anything that moves.
Dude, Flame Rod stopped by my house the other night and the fish stopped swimming!
When a person defecates into a condom then freezes it solid,once frozen it is then used as a dildo
I picked up a right dirty girl last night,she asked me if I fancied some Dutch Rodding
Noun: It’s when someone makes up rules or tell them when it’s the most convenient for him as the game progress.
Him: you can’t collect 200$ after passing go if you just went to jail.
You: that’s total bullshit, you just made that rule.
Everyone else: another one of your Rod Rules I presume?
When you have to piss so bad your dick gets hard.
“Bro you good”
“Yeah bro I got a piss rod”
When you have anal sex with a girl right after they take a dumb and when you take your penis out, the girl licks the poop off of it.
Last night Jenny had a chocolate covered rod!
After i banged her in the ass, i made her like my chocolate covered rod!
The Rod is VGhlIG9uZSB0byBzZXQgdGhlbSBmcmVlIFRoZSBvbmUgdG8gc2F2ZSB0aGVtIGFsbA==
Person one: Who is the rod??
Person two: VGhlIG9uZSB0byBzZXQgdGhlbSBmcmVlIFRoZSBvbmUgdG8gc2F2ZSB0aGVtIGFsbA==