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It’s a idiom for being wet, literally
“ People with curly hair and braces make a tear down my leg. “
tear drop down my leg = I’m sooo wet for him
Among the highest degrees of complete ownage, to tear someone a new asshole is to either physically or verbally beat the living fuck out of an opponent or his or her arguments.
Jon: I'm so much bettter than everyone.
Me: Is that before or after I tear you a new one? Let's see...together with your girl parts, that'll give you three
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When you are single and people brag about how many dicks they have sucked
McGee: I have 46 boyfriends and 28 girlfriends!
MisterRickRoll: One single tear.......dropping onto the ground.
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the action of being a generally clumsy fucker that always messes up delicate procedures. Often used by builders over the age of 75, when referring to their grandchildren
"Oh look, here comes ol' rip tear and bust, hide the tools."
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Tear you a new asshole, means to get cussed out degrade and make you feel like an idiot because you did something you wernt supposed to do or messed something up in some way shape or form
Ex. Did you hear John wrecked his dads truck last night? Sucks to be him His dad is going tear him a new asshole.
Ex. John showed up to work late two days in a row, the boss is looking for him he's about to tear him a new asshole.
Tear you a new asshole
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Either a disgusting way of murder, or to roast someone beyond their will to live. No matter which one you use, somebody's gonna be destroyed.
"Did that bitch just touch my celebrity crush?!?! I'm gonna destroy that slut if I meet her! The only acceptable murder is to tear limb from limb!!!" - 14 year old me at some point
"Did that rich kid just roast you?"
"Yeah, but I'll tear him limb from limb at some point."
Verb meaning to be having very rough sex.
Ex: Did you hear the next door neighbor tearing up her pomegranate last night? Everyone around could!
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