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When it is hot and a man's balls sweat so much that they stick to the insides of his legs as he walks.
Billy: I don't think I can run just yet. Let me adjust. I've got a nasty case of bubblegum balls.
Todd: Righty-Ho!
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When you take a shower and forget to wash your balls so they smell like sulfur. Often developed through extended poor hygiene habits. Similar to sulfur dick.
Boyfriend: Hey babe, can you suck on my balls while I beat my meat?
Girlfriend: YEAH Daddy I love sucking on your balls.
Boyfriend: Unzips pants, pulls pants down and BAM!
Girlfriend: Daddy I just can’t cause you have sulfur balls.
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Its a Slang word For Buddy.
The origin of this Term is unclear but seems or originate from Northern ireland.
On answering the door your Friend says Hi Straw balls how are you?
Whats up Straw ball etc.
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When you eat an apricot and then you rub you balls, and then you smell your fingers and you can't tell if it smells like an apricot or your balls.
"Yo Navi ! ,Smell my fingers"
"Aww dude you got some serious Apricot Balls"
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When someone damages another's testicles with such hard force, that all chances of having children have gone, and all that's left is a blob/lump = dough ball. Doughy Balls
Did you see Brendan hit Damian's balls?
Yeah, and now he has doughy balls...
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verb
After defecating, the act of wiping your bottom with toilet paper from back to front, so as to push the remains towards your scrotum.
Girl: I would have given him a BJ but he'd totally been brown balling.
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A game played by hippies, drunk people or a combination of the two, Dave Matthews fans.
Required Items: Folding chair, plastic cups, beer, 5-10 coins, panties (clean or dirty)
Numerous drunks stand in a line and signal the "pantyballer" by screaming "PANTY BALL!!!!" in unison. Following the signal, the pantyballer throws their rubber ball at a folding chair lined with panties found strewn about an outdoor setting. Pennies are then launched in the air from the force of the rubber ball and players try to catch a coin in their respective cups filled with 1/3 of a beer. Whoever catches the coin or the most coins becomes the pantyballer.
"Hey i found these dirty panties, lets play some panty ball"
"That game of panty ball got me fucked up yesterday"
"It's hot, let's play some panty ball."
"Panty Ball!!!!!!"
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