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Ok it’s not fucking Christmas it’s not time for Mariah Carrie.
“I don’t what a lot for Christmas”
“No 💃🏼🔫”
“Dies”
“🤪💅🏻“
“👮🏼You killed them your under arrest”
“It’s ok it’s November 5”
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a cop ;
Ya'll kids put your seatbelts on, there is The 5-0.
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The lamer nickname referring to Golden State Warriors small-ball lineup of Stephen Curry at PG, Klay Thompson at SG, Andre Iguodala at SF, Kevin Durant at PF (formerly Harrison Barnes), and Draymond at C.
Considered one of the best lineups in the NBA.
1: Yo, did you see the Hamptons 5 last night against the Rockets?
2: Yeah, they dominated the third quarter!
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The speed at which a corner is taken when the suggested speed limit is doubled and an additional 5mph is added on. A highly dangerous and rewarding manoeuver, it has been tried many times but never successfully accomplished.
Oh man i just tried to take that corner at double +5 and totally wrecked my subaru!
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a shitty band and adam levine is "TOTALLY!!!" Closeted
Maroon 5 are as annoying as Hanson and Aqua-(1HW's know for 97 technoshit hit "Barbie girl")
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People born on September 5 are usually the hottest, most sexiest, nicest person you would ever meet. If anything, i would wanna get myself a hottie born on September 5th
Person 1: Hey, she’s sexy!!
Person 2: Hell yeah!! Must’ve been born on September 5!
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A fantastic office game; the object of which is to clandestinely strike your opponents two testicles with your five fingers.
There is no more ancient and respected game than punching some guy in the nuts.
Kris is in the bathroom throwing up. We were playing 5 on 2 and I squared him.
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