the act of performing the canadian spear is when one removes the penis from the orifice which they are penetrating and proceed to repentrate with excessive force
i hammered purnella with a canadian spear the other night...
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Sexual act in which a man performs anal sex until climax and then wipes his feces and semen covered penis across his partner's forehead. Forming a unibrow.
"She kept telling me that her eyes were burning after the Canadian Unibrow. I grabbed my stuff and left"
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Attractive girl in yellow pants.
Damn Alexandra, I'm ready for my candain dessert once we get back to your place!
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When using the restroom, it is when a pocket of gas becomes trapped between two pieces of fecal matter, compressing the gas more and more until it ruptures sending the fecies harshly out of the sphinctor. (Derived from Canada, the country of shit, and compressed with "rocket" describing the projectile motion of the fecies.)
Dude, last week when I was sick I totally had a canadian rocket launch outa my tush.
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A nation's history of diversity, struggle, and great success just like in any other country.
Nothing makes this Country's history better or worse then any other country's
It is not a extreme sexual act as suggested by Steven Colbert, on the Colbert Report
Is something most American's dont know anything about (See Rick mercer asks American's)
A subject taught in Canadian schools to share Canadian history with Canadian Children.
A subject in which the War of 1812 is shared and is talked about how Canada took over and burnt down the white house.
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to defecate, freeze the fecal matter and than use it as a sex toy on ones partner during intercourse.
Last night i gave Lisa a Canadian History and now she has an infection.
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The act of slapping a girl in the face with a dick. Best when it leaves a mark (shaped as a dick) and/or covers her face with cum.
Dude did you hit that last night?? Of course... gave her a Canadian Kiss that she'll need to cover up for days
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