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A place to get hard Drugs and good eggs at breakfast.
"Lets go to the Masters School" Which, Translates to "Lets go eats some eggs"
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A control freak, low self esteem corrupt person who needs winged monkeys and others to follow them all time. somene who is fearful of people who see through them and hace their own minds.. someone who need to control and manipulate a game the already lost. Somene who need to cheat to win. Over power, poser, impose will on weak other break others wil and put them on strings.. undermine the minds freedome adn over power others soul. a fake person, and needy fake person who needs other to control..
They broke down the will of her sister who escaped them years ago and lived a free life she cut strings ties , so she wanted to man to break her down, cripple her and control her mind to be a puppet to puppet master. she was so much more free than them. the puppet master has a puppet master .
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unhung teen though confident in his mastery of self stimulation despite several obvious shortcomings.
If your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average
how's your grip masterb8r?
Although yearning for escalation from all his fucking homework a grip master will have neither handies nor pussy and the only oral activities he'll get will be laughter at his hard short skinny penis, but he's always down to fap especially encoregasm
With grip master aspirations jizzing a dozen a day he failed to recognize his cock fell short of the five inch average penis length for six months into puberty which is well short of seven inch average penis length.
More laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near five inch average girth.
A grip master grasps shaft from pelvis up, right hand atop left, leaving no penis exposed. If he had average length there would be some penis exposed -- if he was hung another hand stacked would still leave some penis exposed with fingertip unable to touch thumb.
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A term to refer to someone who is kicking your ass in a debate because you have no intelligent rebuttal.
The term is effective because it sounds like masterbater.
Sam: Actually, a recent poll of climatologists indicates that a vast majority--not a fringe minority--is concerned about global warming.
Jim: Sam, you're a master debater.
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(See Sega Master System).
The bitch that started off the whole fucking games console market seen today. Without this then kids would have been bored as fuuuuuuck!
Dude1: Duuuude, I just got myself a handheld Tetris game. I wish I could play this on my TV.
Dude2: I got me a Master System from SEGA. I have Tetris for it. It fucking owns your mam's balls!
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"Game master," "gamemaster," or simply "GM" is a title for the officials in an online RPG (role-playing game) which refers to those in power in a game whom do any of the following: devise rules and regulations for the game and design how the gameplay will be (developer), enforce those rules and regulations (moderator), or had a hand in developing the game's scripts itself (coder).
Not to be confused with "Master Gamer," who is simply a player who has mastered the game (a person that is extremely good at the game that has had no hand in the workings of the game).
"Be careful using your hacks right now dude, there's a Game Master in the lobby! Don't want to get banned."
"Damn GM, I was having a good time wrecking these noobs with Huzuni."
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The midget controlled behemoth from Beyond Thunderdome. He's pretty ripped but pretty stupid=can really fuck some shit up.
Old Master Blaster is at it again with the chainsaw and all. Just a cuttin and a punchin and all he's got is that crazy blacksmith aussie midget to love em...well plus me of course.
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