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Wow you Dipshit you must have made a typo
Really John? You can't spell black magic?
I'm too lazy Kate so Im just going to keep spelling it like "vlack magic"
When u take off ur shirt and put on some tight pants (tie is optional) and lather urself in oil, then pose in front of ur girl (the mirror if ur lonely).
John: Hey babe wanna go magic-miking?
Ashley: Yes
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That place your mother used to keep from you.
"No, honey. You can't have one of those. I keep them in my magic shelf."
In the 90s, Walden books in the malls would sell books about Wicca and spells. When a teenager bought and performed the spells it was jokingly referred to as Walden Magic.
Sarah went to waldenbooks with her gift card and is now casting spells with her new Walden magic.
An opera written by Mozart in the 18th century in which a young prince, Tamino, embarks on a journey to save his princess, Pamina
person one: What's that opera with the bird guy again?
person two: Mozart's "The Magic Flute"
What you and your group of friends called yourselves when you were in Elementary/Primary school and you still jokingly refer to yourselves as now.
Person1: What should we call our group chat, btw?
Person2: Magical Idiots, lol.
Person1: Omg, do you remember that, tho?
Person2: Yeah, we were, like, so cringy, lol
Person1: Yeah, we used XD! Who even does that anymore?
Person2: ikr.
Then, they look back in 10 years time and realize nothing had changed.
When the time was right and the lights were dim she presented her new husband with her oyster magic