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The act of ejaculating on a woman's chin and upper lip and then sitting in her lap and telling her what you want for Christmas.
So I game my girlfriend a Santa Clause beard last night and she loved it so now she is getting me a PS3 for Christmas.
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Someone who comes down your chimney twice a year.
i.e. a sexual encounter that happens twice a year.
Biannual Santa Claus comes but twice a year.
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When a fat man's belt face is facing down because their fat is pushing it down. Most common in school teacher substitutes or larger men that wear their belt to tight.
Dude our sub has The Santa Claus Effect going on right now. Ewwwww that's raunchy.
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When one jacks off into a Santa Claus hat and then puts it on his wife's head at the family breakfast on Christmas Day.
Person 1: "Why are you showing up on my doorstep on Christmas Day."
Person 2: "Beacause I gave my wife a Soggy Santa Hat at breakfast."
Person 1: "Oh not good!"
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The Santa Clara public high school who's football team will own Wilcox this year
Wilcox player, "Once again, we will finish off the Bruins for this year"
Santa Clara Player, "Sure, iff you say so!"
after the game....
Spectator, "wow, Santa Clara really ripped wilcox a new ass hole"
Santa Clara player, "hey fag, since you lost we get free hotdogs and slurpees from 7-11, and you can lick our Bruin ass holes clean because we just shitted on your team"
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1. Located in Orange County, CA
2. City of a way to much posers (i should know, im friends with a few)
3. Home to child of the devil Alicia (no last name will be givin, let is suffice to say shes evil)
4. Contains the vast majority of Trabuco Hills High School students
5. Popular hangout on Friday is the local movie theater
6. Next door neighbor to Coto De Caza (not sure if the dictionary has something on them, they rich and stuck up, thats all you need to know)
Yo Dude, I heard The Devils Spawn Was Chillin In Rancho Santa Margarita
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Santa spends the whole year deciding whose been good and whose been bad. This means he can only have sex the day after xmas, because the next day he must go right back to work again. Mrs. Clause has gone the whole year un-fucked, so at this point, there is much dust in her vagina. Because of all of the Chimneys Santa has gone down, he is not afraid. But because he has been down so many Chimneys, there is black soot and marijuana resine on his penis. When he fucks Mrs. Clause, her dust is replaced with soot and marijuana resine.
Santa's Chimney Dilema is the grossest thing I've ever heard of, I like the Easter Bunny absense of toilet dilema better.
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